Sneaky Tuxedo Cat Accused of Stealing the Leftover Chilli, Giggles Follow When Internet Feline Fanatics Come to His Hissterical Defense

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Blake Seidel • Managing Editor & Brand Manager
Jul 28, 2024 12:00 PM EDT

Silence in the courtroom! We've gathered here today to deal with the case of cat vs chilli. How does the client plead? Not guilty? Of course they do. We all know that a cat would never admit to anything, let alone stealing some silly hooman food. How does the prosecution wish to proceed?

Ah, we see that the prosecution has some evidence to present - everyone please take a look at Exhibit A - the cat's paws. Notice the orange color of the normally white paws. As this cat has shown evidence of having more than one singular brain cell, we can deduce that this cat is not naturally orange, so the orange on the paws must be from tampering with the chilli!

Objection, your honor! This evidence is circumstantial at best. The defense claims that the orange was always there. This trial is rigged! Scroll down to see the final verdict below - with the whole cat community of the internet defending this funny feline, it could go either way!

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    Hi, can anyone solve the mystery of who got into the leftover chilli?
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    This orange was always there, your honor. We can see in their feline family tree, one of their distant relatives was orange both in color and in nature. This paw color has been passed down for generations.

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    Kibichibi · 22 hr. ago r/legalcatadvice My client pleads innocent your honour!
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    Innocent, innocent on all charges! This whole trial is a joke. How could you even accuse someone with such a cute face of such things?

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    about97cats 19 hr. ago There's no crime to accuse them of. It's chili! It's supposed to have beans in it!
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    Slap NutsInc 22 hr. ago This is circumstantial evidence at best. No jury would convict her.
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    Cerebral Accountant. 21 hr. ago Whoever stole the chili even dipped the cat's paws in it! What a monster.
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    zhoo2 20 hr. ago A possible accomplice has been identified ●●
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    Hillbilly Eulogy - 22 hr. ago I can't even imagine what the next litter box cleanout is gonna smell like.
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    N7_Queenslayer 22 hr. ago I see some ripe toe beans extracted from the chilli
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    Crochitting 22 hr. ago Caught bean handed. But clearly innocent.
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    Kooky-Onion9203. 16 hr. ago Those beans were always there your honor
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    SkysEevee 22 hr. ago You know sometimes cats have different colored paws. Black beans, white beans, pink beans, multi colored beans... Reddish orange toe beans are completely normal. And hey, humans turn grey with age. Why can't cat toe beans turn red with age?
    via u/SkysEevee
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    ureliableliar 21 hr. ago . I have no idea Just like who dug out my plants, this will remain an unsolvable mystery.
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    Electrical-Act-7170. 22 hr. ago It's a mystery.
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    Steven BayShore · 21 hr. ago The cat was just trying to prove that beans DO belong in chili.
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    dvoigt412. 20 hr. ago It was the dog. Even if you don't have a dog, it was the dog.
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    giveit_tomenow. 22 hr. ago Toe beans lickin' good
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    Affectionate-Play-68. 23 hr. ago "I was framed by the dog!"
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    stormyllewellynn 22 hr. ago. • "AND I'D DO IT AGAIN, TOO!"
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    Alternative_Craft_98. 20 hr. ago I always thought I was sly when I was about 6. I didn't like my mom's chili. I'd find ways to make it look like I ate it. Usually gave it to the dog. Once I gave it to my cat. My white cat. That didn't work.
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    • pickleranger 19 hr. ago My cat believes yours is innocent, as he was also a victim of the orange-foot bandit!
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    mkelley22 21 hr. ago I'm her lawyer. She's innocent
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    hornet_teaser 19 hr. ago. An ex-boyfriend had a fat orange cat named Tabby who snatched and bolted with a freezer bag full of chili that was left unattended and thawing on the counter. We tried, but couldn't stop or catch him before he ran through the house and under the bed with his booty. We had a heck of a time getting it away from him, the little booger, Cats are apparently chili lovers!
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    TheOriginalSamBell 19 hr. ago the discolored paws are merely evidence that he tried to stop the unknown thief
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    FloofingWithFloofers. 22 hr. ago Looks like he was inspecting it for you to make sure it was safe to eat. You better thank that floofer lol.
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    IkeNoonie 21 hr. ago As an owner of a tuxedo buddy, all their paws look like this! It's pure genetics! Your little friend is completely innocent, actually. No need to investigate further.
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    Plate-Extreme · 19 hr. ago • I smell Chilli !!!!
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    inthevendingmachine. 21 hr. ago I've seen enough episodes of Scooby-Doo to know that under that mask is a crooked land developer.
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    churchofpetrol 21 hr. ago Your honor, the plaintiff knows very well my client is into arts and crafts. This only evidence that my client is guilty of painting a beautiful sunset. This charge is nothing more than speculation! A baseless allegation!
    via u/churchofpetrol

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